1. I switched the middle and last names of my newborn son in a mass email to family members announcing his birth.
2. I’ve referred to my son at least twice as “she.”
3. I drank a can of regular soda, thinking that it was the diet version.
5. I used someone else’s grocery cart during a shopping trip even though it contained lots of groceries (e.g., pineapples) that clearly weren’t mine.
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