I don’t use Twitter, but if I did…
April 5, 20094/4/09, 12:34 PM: Liz is watching Phil. Working on draft of grant proposal.
4/4/09, 2:48 PM: Still working on grant proposal.
4/4/09, 4:53 PM: Still working. Just made up a drug discovery time-management metric called Labor Investment Per Inhibitor Discovered (LIPID).
4/4/09, 5:03 PM: Just wrote, “To ensure the long-term health of this project, we will lower the LIPID as much as possible.” Too cute, perhaps? I need a break.
4/4/09, 9:14 PM: Phil in bed now. Back to work.
4/5/09, 1:18 AM: Still working on grant proposal. *sigh*
4/5/09, 3:45 AM: Still working on grant proposal. *yawn*
4/5/09, 5:06 AM: Finished draft; emailed it to boss. Off to bed!
4/5/09, 8:02 AM: Phil awake, so I am too. 1 new message in Inbox. Boss, 6:24 AM: “Funny, I’ve been up since 4am b/c I’m jet lagged. I’ll read this right away.”
My Track Record 
Wow, you went to bed just as I was getting up. Hopefully this is a rare occurrence for you; I wouldn't last.
Wow — Just think how late you would have finished if you had twittered. What a time waster twittering would have been!I guess the motto should be: Don't be a twit(erer).