Evening bike ride

Phil [pointing to a sticker on his bike]: “What does that say, Dad?”

Me: “‘Warning!’ Um, I can’t read the rest. [Pulls a light off the bike and points it at the sticker.] OK, here we go…. ‘This bicycle is not designed for competition, stunting, jumping, or off-road use. Bicycling can be hazardous. Always wear a safety helmet. Do not ride at night.’”