Lego police interrogation (dialogue by Phil)
March 14, 2012[Setting: the Interrogation Room of the Lego City Police Station.]
COP #1: “Where were you in the 20th century?”
SUSPECT #1: “What are you talking about?”
COP #1: “Where were you in the 20th century?”
SUSPECT #1: “I don’t remember.”
COP #1: “Shoot him.”
[COP #2 shoots SUSPECT #1.]
COP #1, turning to SUSPECT #2: “Where were YOU in the 20th century?”
SUSPECT #2: “I don’t know.”
COP #1: “Shoot him.”
[COP #2 shoots SUSPECT #2.]
COP #1: “These guys don’t talk very well.”
My Track Record 
That’s hilarious. Alarmingly sociopathic, but hilarious.