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Lego police interrogation (dialogue by Phil)

March 14, 2012

[Setting: the Interrogation Room of the Lego City Police Station.]

COP #1: “Where were you in the 20th century?”

SUSPECT #1: “What are you talking about?”

COP #1: “Where were you in the 20th century?”

SUSPECT #1: “I don’t remember.”

COP #1: “Shoot him.”

[COP #2 shoots SUSPECT #1.]

COP #1, turning to SUSPECT #2: “Where were YOU in the 20th century?”

SUSPECT #2: “I don’t know.”

COP #1: “Shoot him.”

[COP #2 shoots SUSPECT #2.]

COP #1: “These guys don’t talk very well.”

One comment

  1. That’s hilarious. Alarmingly sociopathic, but hilarious.



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