Last night I had the strangest dream

August 9, 2012

I was in Woods Hole, Massachusetts, with my mother, where she was setting up a new research lab. This is notable in and of itself, as Mom is, in reality, a retired 1st-grade teacher with no special affinity for science.

Anyway, I was in the hallway of some research building when a woman in her 40s or 50s came by and asked me what I was doing here. When I told her, she said, “Oh! You should meet my daughter, Maj!” She squeezed the young woman standing next to her, then added perkily, “My husband named her after my magic breasts.”

I gave her my Jason Bateman face and then woke up.

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